Continuing my Summer break I offer this:
I keep hearing that fossils came from some other creations out there in the far reaches of space–that our Earth is a conglomerate of the remnants of these previous creations. My kids have actually heard this in seminary. Apparently the story goes something like this: God made lots of worlds though special acts of creation. Then to make this Earth he took all these other creations and put them together into this one. This story is nice because it explains why we have fossils millions of years old on a earth that is just a few thousand years old. It answers the age old question, “How do we get rid of Godless evolution.” So dinosaurs lived in these extra solar planets which furnished the material for this earth. The great thing about armchair speculation like this is that you don’t have to deal with any messy things like data and evidence. To ask the question, “What evidence for this might you expect?” and “What evidence do you see that leads you to this conclusion?” are not questions you have to explore. They also don’t have to ask, “What implications are there for sticking this bit of nonsense in our theology in our religion?” So there are lots of little subtleties they don’t have to tackle. You just say it and it’s true. How convenient.
But just for a second let’s step back and think about this. Just a little bit. Not in detail. Just a few questions for the Smashed Together and Uniting Planets Indurately Doctrine.
1. Presumably these planets had dinosaurs (and hundreds of other kinds of plants and animals) only living on the surface, which means that the surface to volume ratio of bone matrix to planetary internal material must have been very very small (the crust of the earth makes up very little of the actual mass of the earth). So did the creator sort through all the good and bad stuff and use only the crustal material with bones? That’s a lot of work. It may be that ideas that we assisted in the creation actually involved us sorting through rocks for bones. No wonder there was war in heaven. Of course, I’ve made undergraduates do worse (ask me about sorting through flies sometime).
2. Since we have these bones in ecological contexts there must have been a whole slew of these worlds. Once for each strata found on our planet, so several hundred ought to do it. Each of these with its own fauna. Worlds with cool Precambrian invertebrates. Several trilobites worlds because we find them in so many different strata with different sets of invertebrates. Fish world. Swamp world (which was the world made for all the oil rich organic material I suppose we’d need to cause global warming to usher in the end time catastrophes (and an extra ‘yuck’ for those souls having to sort out that from its world’s matrix of extra rock. I hope we got to use magic or cool celestial steam shovels and didn’t have to physically like move it into barrels for placing it into this world to make the oil fields). Early amphibian world. Dino world (I hope I sorted that one!). Early mammal world, late mammal world and other scores of these. Whoa, I’m exhausted thinking of that process.
3. Now whose job was it when the moon was formed to keep these strata in the place God put them (and make no mistake He had to put them because they are in a nice progression from simple organisms to more and more complex and they lead from one kind to another (invertebrate swimming thing s=> fish => fish with lungs => amphibian like fish => fish-like amphibians => amphibian-like reptiles => reptiles => mammal-like reptiles => mammals etc. And lots and lots of specific sequences like this. More impressive sorting going on as the worlds are smashed together.)) You see, early in our planet’s history a Mars sized planetoid smashed into our planet (presumably after it was formed from all the other planets we talked about) and the back splash of this collision created the moon. Wow that must have made us all sigh in despair as we scrambled back to untangle the mess that that made. And who was in charge of making sure all the fossils didn’t melt in the generated heat? Or did we lay down our extra-solar fossils after this. I’d vote for that. But then . . . let’s move to theology?
4. What’s weird is why do all this? Why lay down the strata to look like, well to look exactly like things evolved? Like things were here all along? Like we are related to these bunches and bunches of special creations that we know from some of our teachers were from other planets? Why? The reason I’m confused is that Elder Oaks’ talk on honesty says (he was only the president of BYU at the time so you don’t have to believe it if you don’t want):
The children of God have always been commanded to seek the truth and to say what is true. We are all familiar with the Ten Commandments the Lord gave the children of Israel through Moses. They include: “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor” (Exod. 20:16). Proverbs contains this teaching: “A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall not escape” (Prov. 19:5).
Revealed scripture teaches us that truth is a “knowledge of things as they are, and as they were, and as they are to come; And whatsoever is more or less than this is the spirit of that wicked one who was a liar from the beginning” (D&C 93:24–25). To speak the truth is therefore to speak things as they were and as they are. In other words, to give an accurate account of the facts.
Elder Marvin J. Ashton’s said, “A lie is any communication given to another with the intent to deceive” (in Conference Report, Apr. 1982, p. 10) and dag nabit since he said it in conference you have to believe this.
The problem is that for the life of me I can’t figure out why these fossils were so carefully arranged except to make me think that things aren’t as they were. It almost feels like a . . . well . . . deception.
But then in Ether 3: 12 we have this: And he answered: Yea, Lord, I know that thou speakest the truth, for thou art a God of truth, and canst not lie.
So this whole smashing up other worlds is going to have to be explained to me in a little more detail. How it worked. Why it looks so much like it wasn’t done that way. Plus. If it is not too much to ask. Just a tiny bit of evidence for this story. Can’t one of these people who promote this engage with the fossil evidence directly and with enough detail for it to make even a little sense? Thank you for your help in this.